Psh, just yesterday I saw a Ford Fiesta that does it in 1.8.

The start?

I feel as though the past few days Jalopnik has been throwing a lot of shade towards my bank account.

a naturally aspirated V12

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

You left the Viper ACR off your naturally aspirated track car list. :)

No Joke: I once told someone my name is “Stephen, with a P H”.

There’s a joke here about Dodge but people died so I’ll leave it at that.

A $2.5 million car with a switchblade key fob.

Street racing on deserted road is one thing, but with traffic involved, plainly stupid.

You’re absolutely right thats a much better look. I’d even venture to call it “not that ugly”

The new Lambo looks pretty good. What the hell is up with that center console though? The visibility in this thing seems bad enough for every single one of them to end up in a lake.

Neutral: In an era where people are still returning laptops and tablets to Best Buy because “it won’t get to AOL” or “it doesn’t have a CD slot” (both things I heard just this past week waiting in line to pick up a pre-ordered game), and refusing to accept the voluntary guidance and help of people half their age who…

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

The R8 was named after the race car. Not for its number of cylinders.

“Sorry, just sold it man! But we got a Mustang GT in the back if you like sporty.”

I thought it was unfortunate when GM discontinued 4-wheel-steering on their trucks. It seems to me that a fullsize, crew-cab truck needs 4-wheel-steering more than most, given its large turning circle.

This beard’s taste in car customization (while not perfect) is the only thing that makes Fast n’ Loud watchable.

Damn, sure looks like he got his Bell rung.

Reads headline; hears Benny Hill theme.