As someone who has never snowboarded before in my life, I need this as well.

Traverish would say those people should buy a used 20 year old Mercedes and live in the trunk.

No it isn't. People that buy (or lease) brand new luxury cars buy them because they want the latest and greatest. They don't want to deal with repairs. If my MB has an issue, they trailer a fucking loaner to my house and swap it out until mine is ready. I don't drive it down to Honest Joe's Luxury Auto repair and…

I <3 u guys but goddamn...

Darnit! You're right. I broke my sarcasm meter this morning and it's out getting fixed.

Chuck Norris? I heard he once raced a pack of jet boats by swimming naked with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Dude, Rod would've gotten a SICK deal on that car.

Haha. Will accept trade for 4X4 plus cash/beer but NO JEEPS I AINT A CHRYSLER LOSER

And so that's why, after much consideration, and debate, and discussion, I've decided to buy two cars.

Now it just looks uncircumcised.

The Pulaski Skyway (seen here when new) in New Jersey has to be on this list. They're working on it... again, but there is only so much you can polish out of this obsolete turd.

Poplar Street Bridge connecting downtown St. Louis to Illinois.

In related news, almost all pizzas will be peperoni pizzas.

One more reason to like Glickenhaus.

I want to see Travis strapped on the back for old-times sake.

Me as I tell the hundredth jabroni where his tire valves were. You live in the desert!