Torch, sometimes I think you might just be a guy who somehow got access to Jalopnik's passwords and has been engaging in a low-level troll campaign ever since.

I'm shocked, I say shocked that those unsubstantiated "US Hyundai pickup" rumors were true! But I'm also pumped... my weeks in the SsangYong here at Dakar have convinced me you can do great things with a small bed.

"We are proud to introduce the 2009 Acura NSX here at the 2015 Detroit Auto Show!"

No, simply try to choose sweet jumps that have drop distances smaller than medium-sized canyons.

"Crystal math"

SCCA? The Socialist Contemporary Car Association?

The fun part is my one friend that posted it said "the only benefit is maybe having a warm car to get into"

"I didn't choose the Leased Infiniti Lifestyle, my credit score did"

This sounds like what the American version of The Office could have been.

I appreciate the wardrobe change to match the car color

Infiniti anything in Chicago: I graduated from a BigTen shithole with a 2.9gpa and CRUSH IT in sales, bro.

I know a guy who has one of these. He owned his own company for years. He made money, but he did things that make no sense. Like, he decided he'd save money by not buying himself a new office chair for 15 years. So he duct taped his armrests back together when they fell apart. And proceeded to buy new suits every…

They're illegal there!

And they have radar detector detectors, though I think I read somewhere that you can actually get a radar detector detector jammer.

I'm still not counting on a new rotary engine anytime soon, but I'll chalk this one up as a win for cars that don't suck.

After reviewing the drone footage, the shipping company has concluded that yes, its stuck and listing.

when i was 17 i switched my car's (200sx) all digital dash over to metric and showed my mom we were going 100!!!

It's so you can hunt animals from the driver seat. its a jeep thing.