Can we have a Jalopnik insider Bazzaro agreement? You guys put out articles that berate our favorite cars and tell the public why they suck, why you shouldn't buy one, and why you'll die if you look at them.

The mention of straight and proud made it seem like a gay joke to me, but I guess I was alone in that interpretation. Forever alone.

I'm thinking Ram SRT10 on a tight kart track.

You mean they really don't have a buyer for my 78 Chevette ?

probably more like $7-12.

Any sale listing with "ill show you what i got you city pussy" is winning in its own strange way.

If I bought my wife a car for christmas she'd promptly gift me with divorce papers.

Reverse: Remember When People Drove Saabs?

I read somewhere that winglets cost shy of $2M a set. If that's true this could be typical Pentagon penny wise pound foolish planning.

number plate was probably "H982 FKL"

Watch them be called racist now. Good for you JetBlue...major respect for a super classy move.

But when you see a car being hoisted on a forklift in a wet, dank junkyard and plopped down, the only thing to feel is hopeless for its future owner

I (honestly) NEVER KNEW THIS. I was fooled, and will never look at one of these cars the same way again...

No, let the guy do his thing. I'm sure someone is waiting on a organ donor list.

not necessarily, Ferrari's, McLaren's, etc seem to do it fine with functional pipes running through the bumper, although they can have seperate fire issues

What are the odds an 80 year-old grandmother would be working at a car wash?

In the car washer's defense, there must be something odd about Lexus' pedals because it seems like 80% of the Lexus drivers on the road have this same problem.

Its just a great insight on an industry that is so competitive. Amazing how just one decision like sticking with the a380 put Airbus so behind the curve

I'm completely content with the base Bentley models.