Sort of like when film critic Jay Sherman got suspended after it was revealed he had fake hair from a spray can on his head.

WTF is Yahoo?

Yup, they’ve got uniforms and everything, it’s really great!

OMG They’re gonna digitally remove the logo from my favorite baseball movie, Major League!!! You’re ruining my childhood, PC Thugs!!!!!!!

Cleveland rocks!

Rogers neither smoked nor drank. He was a vegetarian on ethical grounds, stating “I don’t want to eat anything that has a mother.”

Despite recurring rumors, he never served in the military.

What’s a pederast?

But you can watch Zapped Again!

Count Chocula

“Don’t worry kids, the Colonel is white!” - Megyn Kelly

Or McKinnon as the old dancing bald guy in the Six Flags commercials.

It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it!

Oscar winner Brussel Crowe

But at least you could see breasts in the PG-rated Sixteen Candles.

I don’t know how the topic came up but my mom specifically forbade me from seeing The People vs. Larry Flint, which is an odd thing to tell a 12 year old. Well guess what... I did end up seeing it. Four years later on HBO. (Please don’t tell my mom!)

Hey, don’t kink-shame

To quote the late Colonel Sanders, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

Personally I don’t mind a female Colonel Sanders... as long as it’s not Hillary!

His off-mic laughter on Comedy Bang Bang is my anti-depressant