I’ve regarded 2017 as a great year for movies. If it was back to only 5 BP nominee, I’d say Shape of Water, Lady Bird, Get Out, Dunkirk, and Phantom Thread would be the strongest pack of nominees in years.

At least the British millenials are keeping the trend going of their past generations with their lack of proper dental care.

Honest to blog?

I couldn’t watch There Will Be Blood because I’ve already lived it. (I abandoned my fake son after he tried to set me on fire)

That’s why they should only pick movies to win that they KNOW will still be popular and influential ten years from now. I mean, if they did it that way, this year’s winner will be The Shape of Water since kids will be dressing up as the fish man for the next 10 Halloweens.

What’s odd is somehow Talking Dead scored higher ratings.

I like my coffee like I like my Congresswoman...strong, black, and proud.

Televised presidential debates should require the candidates to drink before coming out.

I remember a pretty disastrous Quentin Tarantino interview on Leno where he definitely hit up the mini bar before coming out.

Oh, about 120 pounds

What’s so funny?

“It was in his car!”

Stroke victims always smell shoe polish right before it hits

I believe Karen Carpenter died from a heart attack because after she lost so much weight from her anorexia, once she got help and started putting healthy weight back on, her already weakened heart from the weight loss couldn’t take the stress of the weight gain.

At least he’s not into dating Japanese Body Pillows, like a particular Hollywood weirdo I know.

I feel like a lot of alcoholics drink it as the sober alternative. George W. Bush was a regular O’Douls drinker while in the White House since he gave up alcohol years prior.

I prefer the country-themed parody band Rodeohead

Didn’t he also voice puppets to make crank phone calls?

He does a great chicken impression

I like to think it follows the miniseries where it cast relatively unknown child actors and established veteran actors as the adults