Lady Pennywise?!?! Way to ruin my childhood, Hollywood!

I thought Dolemite was the first black superhero

Finally, a movie for just us guys. When it’s me and the boys on a Saturday night, we just like to curl up with a good book.

That’s a Simpsons reference, which is basically currency around here.

Their review of Get Out was simply, “This proves liberals are the REAL racists!”

Lady Bird already satisfied my 2003 nostalgia

The real crime here is these outrageous legal fees!

With Kid Rock presiding as the justice of the peace

Craft beer enthusiast seems unstable and douchey? Well that’s a new one on me!

You already got the sequel’s name in the cannon: House Farty Fart II

Sad upvote as I came here to make the same reference

It says right there in their menu: “Consumption of pancakes may cause birth defects.”

Don’t expect to get an invite to the wedding if you keep reminding everyone about that

If you don’t go out there... everybody everywhere will say, “Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow-belly in the West.”

“Wrong kid died!”

Now that’s what I call breakfast in bed!

So this explains why I still listen to emo and pop-punk songs from 15 years ago in my car.

You know you occasionally bust out your Ratt and Poison CDs

Will: “Hey, why does that kid in The Goonies look like the younger version of my mom’s dead boyfriend?”

Are you telling me Will Byer’s mom has got the hots for him?