samneilpatrickharris
Sam Neil Patrick Harris
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With all these 90's reboots, this gets a reboot several years from now so the cast can return to dramatize the alt-right takeover of the internet

Great, now I can read the book and then bitch about it online.

I had a friend named Solo, he died, he died.

Jimminy Jillickers, Radioactive Man!

He was also the first Australian to host The Oscars

I know those words but that sentence doesn’t make any sense.

Crikey!

Don’t forget their cousin Frank Black, what’s he up to?

It was two yoots!

Oh man, I love the Smiths. I’ve seen all their movies. Suicide Squad, After Earth, Pursuit of Happyness, Set it Off.

From what I understand, there’s a level of votes or percentage of votes a movie has to reach in order to get a BP nomination. These are the nine movies that happened to hit that mark.

Just make sure they don’t invite Phil Donahue after the debacle at the Oscars in 1994.

Uncle Ned, I can’t believe and drank an entire bottle of vanilla extract.

Nice.

Hate to break it to you, but pudding pops have been off the market for over a decade.

“Cosby—who just flew into Philadelphia to prepare for his second trial on aggravated indecent assault charges, and boy are his arms tired.”

“Oscar-nominated film Norbit” is also a true statement.

But his TSA buddy was hilarious.

You know what’s really metal? Respecting the president.

Here’s what’s in the McDonald’s egg: Pasteurized whole eggs with sodium phosphate (preservative), citric acid and monosodium phosphate (added to preserve color), nisin preparation (preservative). Prepared with liquid margarine: Liquid soybean oil and hydrogenated cottonseed and soybean oils, water, partially