“The city of Boston is proud to honor Larry Bird for African American history month because, although he was white, he played basketball as good as any black man ever has.”

Clearly, if it weren’t for benevolent white people, black people would be terrible at sports.

Carlota ‘Morales’, LOL

Thrush’s reassignment is widely seen as a demotion. So what’s telling here is that the Times considers covering essential government services for the poor of lesser importance than covering the White House.

“I’ve never been a spy myself”

Look at all my shit,
Look at all my shit.

Does it hurt to be so stupid?

He’s got nothing to lose (except brain function).

You think Jones took steroids cause he thought he could beat Comier without them?

And Conor McGregor will challenge American Pharoah to an arm wrestling match for $25million.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

I’m sure it’ll help with chapped nipples if he goes shirtless again.

He has the advantage of only having to ski across a very small country. Canada’s fucked.

this was a joke about condoms

You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

I get where you’re coming from, but please recognize that the ones you see in your social media feeds are not the only people doing the march. There are plenty out there doing the grunt work for this march—you just don’t see them because they aren’t posting about it all the time!

I haven’t seen anything get under LeBron’s skin like that since a hair plug.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

How’s is this in print?