Little Marco makes me laugh

The replies to that pinned tweet Farrah made him post are amazing.

My 7 year old calls him an “Orange Idiot”

No smoke without fire

Makes feel feel better knowing it takes less time to become an FBI agent than to get a cosmetology liscense.

United’s best transfer move of all time was being 1 minute late on that fax a few years ago.

Didn’t Macron marry his high school teacher?

Lol, if Higuain hadn’t choked on the second penalty they lose that game. Not to mention Buffon showed his age on both goals. That match was hardly proof of greatness.

Well that was fun

He is banging Hope Hicks (Trumps “2nd daughter”) so that basically makes him the Gentile Jared.

NC resident here, can confirm no one at UNC gives a shit about State. It’s not a rivalry if only one sides cares...

As a Chelsea fan, watching Salah and De Bruyne this year just makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry.

“Hurricanes coach Mark Richt announced that Young will remain on a full scholarship at Miami.”

On endless repeat

No smoking, drinking, and he’s only had sex 5 times.