All over twitter it’s “Judges are stealing the House” but come on, the intention of the voter is pretty clear.

I thought that sound was him furiously masturbating while Mother is in the other room.

Whenever I feel sad I go and read about Trump’s $60k weave to cheer myself up.

Both have valuable industrial applications. But their values are so drastically inflated simply because we like shiny things.

I clicked the Megan Fox link, can confirm the hot bod.

No way, he said it out loud.

Man, this really blows

Looks like someone forgot to switch to incognito mode before hitting up pornhub.

So is this him telling us he was spending too much time jerking off, because that is certainly what it sounds like.

I’m sorry but all I could think about after reading Malachi Dupre was

Dude, I lived in Miami for a decade. It’s not a tiny faction that are vehemently anti-Castro. It is more generational. Virtually every Cuban-American over age 45 is intensely anti-Castro, pro-embargo, etc. Most young people Cubans are much more open minded and nuanced.

This is a horrible take. Hatred of Ronaldo is completely rational.

No, it’s not a legal thing. Reporters just know that if they report off the record info no one will ever speak to them again.

Actually they are the least deadly. While venomous, a bite is rarely life-threatening. The various species of Rattlesnakes are much more dangerous.

He says out loud what they think in private.

“via Bar Tool Sports”

From Axios:

Watch the linked video of the world record time. He looks at it for only a few seconds before starting. It blew my mind.

That’s what you decide to share? The internet is a weird place.