All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

“That’s revenge for 1812, mother fucker!”

#MAGA

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

How much did this (or any) outlet report on Amal before she became involved with George Clooney?

I’m hoping the state will do the right thing and she will be freed. I still can’t fathom how people are okay with a system that will send literal children into prisons until they die.

He should have stuck with fencing.

“Cora, the guy he had yelled at, was being ‘pretty unprofessional.’ “

Braeden/Braydon/Breighdun/Braidx%n must be so pumped!

Much like Reagan during his time in office, the GOP cannot remember anything about his presidency.

How would you know it was happening? That guy is off the rails on a good day.

They lobbied for opening bears ears and grande Escalante to mining and drilling, fuck them.

hmm

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

Until someone can prove that this particular white supremacist smoked the marijuana, I have to assume he’s a good person.

“Norton addressed the burgeoning controversy by seemingly indicating that she would not be taking the job as the paper’s lead opinion writer on the power, culture, and consequences of technology after all”

the paper’s lead opinion writer on the power, culture, and consequences of technology

No, she would skate the other direction. More crashes that way, but way more fun to watch.

Who lends someone a salad spinner? How does that even come up?