Gonna be a lot of mid-field runs.

I know it’s just a typo, but I *really* like the idea of “Queen Reagent.” All hail Queen Dioxane! LONG LIVE QUEEN AMMONIA II!

Billy Haisley has asked for privacy during this difficult time

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

Miller REALLY thinks he has him on that “English speakers only come from England” bit. It’s like watching someone build up a dud joke.

I don’t buy crystals.

Finally, a short dong joke without a reference to Trump or Scaramucci. Our nations wounds may be healing.

To be fair, the NFL is “a leader in the domestic violence space.”

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

I mean, he could just be an asshole.

Just when you can’t hate LaVar Ball any more, out come the cargo shorts.

Fathers be good to your ballers

Legit thought “buckering” was a cricket term I did not know for about 15 seconds before some realization and understanding kicked in

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Maybe watersports.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”