*ineptitude

How the fuck is Golden State not winning “legitimately”? They drafted every starting player on their roster except for Durant.

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

Melo did impregnate that stripper.

Just pee into the bathtub/shower stall.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

If character was something written on people’s faces, Mayweather would fail to read that too.

Pilot here. Can confirm lowness of runways.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

You... parsed that incorrectly. Read it again, sweety: she was so surprised that he proposed, PAUUUUSE, so SHE insisted HE propose again. Not she was surprised that he proposed that she propose that he propose. You’re making it too hard on yourself :p

I can never tell what direction his hair is racing in, but it looks like it’s suddenly reversed course.

Every supporter of a PL club hates that fucker with every fiber while simultaneously wishing he was in their squad.

In addition, this Russian adoption lawyer was also a Nigerian prince that wanted to bail out the Trump casinos.

Police: “Freeze!”

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released