Three straight articles about regular-season baseball. Fuck July.

In other Trumpian news: NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence earlier today and Trumpettes got shook:

I don’t know. For nuclear, he probably needed to go with LeBron or Durant or Westbrook. This is like a mild sunburn take if you’re exposed to it for four hours without takeblock.

I recognized 2: Blake, and Yoda.

I get excited if one of my replies on a kinja site gets 25 stars.

The only chumps will be the ones paying to see this mess.

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks…

We’re all watching a predator at work.

This English muffin could be the toast of the tourney.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

“This will be great if we get it done, and if we don’t get it done, it’s just going to be something that we’re not going to like and that’s OK and I understand that very well”

He exaggerated on the 700th bit. But isn’t the rest of it true? Can’t we both acknowledge that she’s unprecedentedly awesome and amazing AND that she’d get crushed by someone like Novak D or Andy Murray? She’d presumably admit as much herself if you forced her to answer. Those guys are taller than her, faster than…

He cannot be serious.

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

Castile was believed to be in possession of a rare shrodinger’s gun which doesn’t exist until you observe it firing at you. You all just don’t see how clever Yanez was.

Hardcore journalist, determined af. 11/10, would read enthusiastically.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

Who’s down with JPP? Every last EMT!