Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

Still has a better eye than Ryan Howard.

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

Network Exec:
[shrugs]
[puts on static]
[wins Icelandic daytime Emmy]

What he meant to say was, Iceland’s supporters are simply Sterling.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

Food for thought.

James “came home” to bring a title to Cleveland. He did it.

James is going to opt out this summer. That’s a given.

Will he stay home?

Hey guys. Remember when we used to burn Lebron jerseys 6 years ago? No? Okay.

Real talk. Does Draper come in to work tomorrow or call in sick and turn off his phone?

“Oh my gawd, why the fack not us? We never win anything.”

“That seems like an excessive reaction to a basketball game.”

An all-timer of a play. That’s fucking heat-seeking, he’s out of the frame most of the way. Jesus Christ.

Didn't the Phillies just win one like 7 years ago?

Paulina Gretzky’s ass won the us open.

Don't need replays. Just goal line tech.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment