Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

If he knows what’s good for him he’d tank the Philly workout just to drop to 2.

this is what happens when nobody is looking out for future rookies at the CBA bargaining table

Sucker-ass Philly? You know you’re a real piece o- ..yeah I guess we are pretty sucker-ass now that you mention it....carry on

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

I miss Vlad

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Truth.

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Tell her you’re taking her to New York to see a show. Women love shows. Take her to see Hoda and Kathie Lee or whatever it is that women watch these days.

One of these mascots is literally feces. Clark the Cub is bad. I fully anticipated I would come here and vote for him. Then I saw Mr. Dingle. King Cake Baby is a close second.

The Olympics should provide plenty of hot taeks. “Brown people aren’t running it correctly!” “Maybe Zika is overblown.” “Football should be in the Olympics, we’re sorry if the other countries are too pussy to be good at it.” “Most of these ‘sports’ are fake and gay.”

Maybe they’re working out the kinks of their hot-takery to be ready to roll when NFL training camps open and they can devote 32 minutes to the latest on RG3 from Browns camp. I’d rather watch NRA truther videos.

On Monday’s premiere, the takes weren’t hot.

I wish my dick was that wide.

Kevin, your mother Kyrie and I, we’re not MAD at you. We’re just very very disappointed in you.

Counterpoint Ronaldo: Why does my dick look so small on that statue?

I'm confused? Does Sepp like hot ball action or not?

For the 2016 Euros, Marouane Fellaini dyes his hair to play like Carlos Valderrama in 1990 and instead ends up playing like David Luiz in 2014.