I think Etihad Airlines is more likely.

No seriously, the headline says “record-setting” but the post doesn’t metion any. The commentator says “record setting” but doesn't mention any. Record tying score and second youngest are all I can think of???

What records did he set?

Roberto Carlos is not impressed.

Dude, you have one fucking job, just catch the ball.

That recipe is adequate in the sense that it will in fact get you drunk, that is all.

That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

Front to back! WTF. Seriously do I need to explain this. You stand slightly (knees approx 60 degree angle) have your FOLDED tp in hand and wipe back to front ending just behind your balls. This really isn't rocket science, you are all heathens!!!

And risk dipping my paw in shit water, nah, I'll stand up like a normal human being.

Preach, sitting and wiping has literally never crossed my mind when the time comes.

Stand and fold my friend, stand and fold...

Oh great, now I have to go adjusting the water level in every toilet I shit in. Also, my huge dick routinely gets in the way, can't fix that!.

Don't be disgusting, you stand to wipe. Otherwise there is a very good chance of your hand touching the shit. That is nasty, that is all.

This is so true, look at all the fuss about young English players not getting playing time despite the foreigners playing above them being better players. Also the FA wants to increase the English player quota even higher, leads to insane prices for English players, just look at how much Man Utd paid for a fat Luke…

They will probably be teammates pretty soon

Yes, there are no Granada's etc in the EPL.

Comparing players using stats in soccer can become problematic very quickly, there are very few objective stats. Goals, saves, offsides, distance covered are all pretty objective. (Not even completely as some goal vs own goal decisions are pretty questionable)

Wow, I really forgot just how awful Conan is!

There aren't enough zeros...

Just recently bought the new Modest Mouse album, this is by far the best track on what really is a great album. Enjoy!