“You know what would make that look even cooler?”

You can't be serious

From the FIFA Laws of the Game:

Easy, I would have Christian Laetner’s jumper rim out. Not so much about having my team win but rather another chance to see the team I loath the most lose.

That was my go to as a kid also!

He really jacked that bomb of a dinger!

So the owners knew it was too expensive without ever checking to see how much it would cost. Interesting...

Does it contain guidelines for cursing in the first paragraph? If so that would be fucking awesome.

How is "homer" not a cliché?

TL;DR version

All depends on his color

Come on kid, you have one job...

My thoughts exactly, what a douchebag, but a douchebag that is speaking truth.

Not bad for one night's work

I love how in the first complaint links are added with NSFW tags. The person reviewing the complaint is at work, what to do???

No one gives away free money, it wouldn't be offered if they weren't worth it.

"Do those athletes get paid? Or is it only the ones who make money for the schools."

If they don't care about money change the rules to pay them market value and see how many turn it down...

Where is KG when you need him, he would have settled that once and for all!

Cool story bro