Georgia is closer to the Bronx?

Away goals rule is such bullshit, especially after extra time. It was two 1-1 draws in regular time, penalties would be more fair than this nonsense.

Did you watch the game? The red was out immediately, well before any Chelsea player was around the ref.

Had to watch it a few times, kept getting distracted by all the fans.

"That's what she said"

He's saving the pumping for marriage.

I thought that was a mastubatory reference...

Nothing about that was easy...

I once got into an argument with an Argentinian who swore up and down that gnocchi was invented in Argentina...

To further confuse matters the white box doesn't say "White" but rather "White, non-Hispanic"

No what is stupid is losing a game yet still getting a point.

"Agreed"

Fake

Her name is Brittany Howard and her voice really is something special.

A lot of people say SNL isn't what it used to be. I think that is generally true but with one exception, the music is often phenomenal. Case in point, the Alabama Shakes, one of the best new(ish) bands on the planet.

I love the that you got paid real money to write a sentence with "gold terlets" in it. Beautiful!

Did you see the spelling in his tweets? He probably thinks his handle is spelled right.

You do know who is #1 in caught stealing correct? Guy sucked on the paths.

Could they suspend him for 25 games and count preseason games, and let him serve that in rehab. Seems obvious that either rehab or playing baseball are the best things he could be doing for his health, sitting at home being the worst.

Come on, that can't be real...