I always thought the check engine light is that thing that's always on and are just supposed to ignore...

I can't wait until his tattooed wife is wearing a Raiders jersey, that's when it's gonna get real fun.

How fucking hot is Taylor Swift though!

Fans? Even his teammates went all Russian nationalist on him when he arrived.

I'd say it depends on the drink, a dollar to pour you a beer sure, I'd say 20% on that crazy cocktail with 8 ingredients that you need to have RIGHT NOW

I once met a girl for drinks at a bar, she ordered a bud light. The date didn't go well...

And guess which one lost their job...

People like you are the problem.

Dude got fired for it, pretty sure that's the Packers putting in on him.

That tip is the real crime!

Such bullshit the loss was put all on this guy.

Grant Hill 2.0

I agree, he is a special player. I remember last year when it took Neymar a season to really get used to playing at Barca, he provided a lot of assists his scoring dropped off, that has changed this year. Looks like it is the same with Suarez this year. Barca will be scary next year, even with the transfer ban.

Don't sleep on that run from Suarez. He waits for the pullback, sees it isn't there and slots in behind Kompany who is ball-watching (after recovering from diving in on Rakitic and then getting burned by Messi) That run was special though.

You really want to open up that can of worms???

Come on, everyone know the high-socks are the douchiest part of the uniform.

Did you skip the 2000s???

You know you've fucked up when Pitino is lecturing you on how to treat a woman.

Henderson should have given him the ball straight away. If there is one thing that is consistent in Balotelli's game it's penalties. One top of that when you have a team who's forwards aren't scoring give him the goal for confidence. Henderson was being greedy and that's a bad look from the "captain"

That's some fucked up shit. Don't check your dogs bowl to make sure it's not frozen! If your dog is outside in 20 degree weather you are a fucking horrible person.