sammyldasch
Samuel L. Daschund
sammyldasch

Not only has she dominated her sport, but she has done so with an incredible amount of poise and grace. There really is no down side with her. She is a class act and one of my favorite public figures.

As a person who once experienced pregnancy during a fairly active time in my life (bike courier), I can strongly declare that she is an absolute fucking modern wonder. Pregnancy in the early stages sure takes the wind out of your sails in a pretty serious way. While I could still do my job, I was not feeling well and

“Peaches and cream”, which immediately conjures a racist perv on a Yahoo! 13-17 Chat Room in 1999.

Ah yes, not only is it racist, but there’s the nice additional dehumanization of describing people of color as food.

Friendly reminder to fly Virgin America, Alaska, or JetBlue

I don’t even think it’s The Slot; I think it’s just Ellie. Which is cool; I mean, maybe he looks like her senile neighbor or something.

Words can’t express my love of The Slot’s coverage of Chaffee.

I’m black you dumbass

Are... are you trolling? Or just super lacking in powers of observation?

Maybe look at her profile a bit more carefully. Kara is not white.

I like to take a headband and tuck a q-tip into it and pretend I’m wearing a headset microphone like Britney at the VMAs

When I was a kid I sang into my microphone. I built an AM transmitter from a kit, and conducted my own radio shows. A few neighbors actually heard me, and complained to my folks that I was interfering with Arthur Godfrey.

Keeping it real...this man NEVER, EVER seemed into her. I feel like he married her because all his boys were already married or on the way to being married and he felt like he needed to as well. Or for some other arbitrary as fuck reason. But, she always seemed super into him. She had a very short lived reality show

Carmelo is deservedly screwed. She’s going to rake him over the coals and take all his money for her and the kids.

No. Home girl has been on tv for years and does very well for herself. All this before she even met him.

You’re right, someone with an unconventional name totally deserves everything that bitch gets.

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

Usually I would side-eye someone going by that name but I quite like her. I used to watch her, though, when she was a VJ.

I love reading stories about that cat!!