After Elijah, Loreen is my favorite character on the show.

Yup. Also, she was a dick to her mom and didn’t even apologize. JUST SAY SORRY ARRRGHHH.

They don’t care about that. They’re not thinking about that. They just want to be right, and they want you to be wrong. That’s all there is to it.

If I may take a lighthearted side road for just a moment, please allow me to tell you that I love your user name. Brilliant.

My response to the husband was: “Your inaccurate presupposition of what I did or didn’t support under Obama is no substitute for articulating what that airstrike actually tactically accomplished for us.”

Obama was the BEST interacting with kids.

This is also what I believe will happen. You’ll have Ivanka and Jared with their kids doing the Easter Egg stuff. Ivanka and Jared who did not show up for the seder dinner. This could be a great thing for Melania and Baron to do but no effin’ way.

I don’t see Trump, himself, doing this. (He’ll be off in Florida this weekend. It’s a safe bet. He doesn’t like children.) I am guessing he will hand this over to Ivanka. She and her husband will be the ones on the lawn much to their chagrin. (No one in that family seems like a kid person.) It will practically be the…

White girls are totally irrelevant to this conversation; that’s what we are. And that’s okay.

Why do y’all do this all of the time? Just...why?

I don’t know. But this is about Black girls. Make up something for yourself, which can be done without whining about Black girls referencing themselves.

Pretty sure we are irrelevant to this discussion. There is nothing here that prevents us from being whatever we want to be.

I wonder if the monkeys thought she was a pet. “They’re stealing our dog! Get ‘em!”

Makes sense, since Ivanka was fathered by a baboon.

No one’s saying they aren’t.

Now I’m thinking that her monkey family is upset that someone stole her from them and they miss her and they’re wondering where she is and if she’s ok and they’re sad and... goddammit... Now I’m sad.

HAIRLESS MONKEY STOLEN BY FOUR-WHEELED ROBOT, INVESTIGATORS SAY

I hope she rehabilitates as well as possible.

Clearly the monkeys had been including her as some part of the unit, or they wouldn’t have been so upset at her removal. I know you can’t leave a child in the forest to live with monkeys, but a juvenile center somehow seems like it may be worse, or at least, with less connection.

Wow she was bad, like really bad, but we are just going to ignore all the “stupid Bronx uptown thot bitch” remarks?