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Samuel L. Daschund
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The fact that he is married or any of these insane men are married in the first place.

At least the german Shepard got a quick vacation in japan and the people got a free great Dane.

You mean children, Black children.

If I set it with powder it becomes crepey and I end up looking older than I am. I will very lightly with powder set before consealer (drag/theatre technique) or use a setting spray. I have oily skin fyi.

If you have oily skin yes. If you have dry it would probably help with cream or gel consealers

If you don’t know how to use It, take advantage of your local Sephora. They have classes that you just sign up for. Even just going in with the product you bought tell them your not 100% sure how to use it and the staff is more than willing to show you! Really get your monies worth at Sephora and use all their

From what I understand the West hollywood which is the location to me is owned by a gay guy and has hosted lgbt events at that location. That would be the only locatoon worth going to.

Isn’t Jordan going to be hosting a new version of the Twilight Zone?

It’s not any more scary than racism. Go watch it.

Yes we do. Have you heard Beyonce live?

Social media platforms (Get the joke) like Snapchat, Twitter and Instagram where emojis are regularly used

 I just needed cash for normal young person expenditures.

In the words of Jasmine Masters:

Hahaha that’s like Graceland is off a highway exit that has literary nothing but dirt. But they are now building chain hotels nearby

When I worked retail as a teen/young adult. All the stay at home mom’s that would come in and shop mid day would be so surprised I attend their alma mater or like the same tv shows or stores they do, when ever they make small talk with me. Like the concept that I’m a person outside of a POC doing a service job shocked

Really where? Because I did not hear that song at all in public and I’m in LA

How many grindr pages have: no fats, fems and asians. Or worse added to that no blacks or hispanic with small dicks

Chick-fill-a hosts a mother son dinner every year. It’s pretty cute.

Because white people don’t typically read the root.

The older Kardashians are def trying. But the younger Jenner girls don’t seem to get it. The Pepsi commercial being one of many uh oh moments.