I’ve noticed the fact Aja’s a New York queen seams to lead certain people ::coughs::NewYorkbasedwriters::coughs:: to give her a pass for what was just an undeniably god awful showing.

Not the only reason I got a vasectomy, but a good one. I still use condoms with new partners (I’ve been dating for a year), but you never know who might have ulterior motives or just be terrible about taking the pill on the regular.

I hope it’s kinda like that time the planet Mars was interviewed.

My little brother and his college girlfriend got semicircles tattooed on their palms so when they held hands and interlocked fingers it created a perfect circle.

“A monster had arrived in the village. Just by using his mind, he took away the automobiles, the electricity, the machines - because they displeased him - and he moved an entire community back into the dark ages - just by using his mind. Now I’d like to introduce you to some of the people in Peaksville, Ohio. This is…

Only time I ever needed stitches - I tried to stab the avocado pit “just so” with a semi-dull but sharp enough steak knife. Fun fact of the day: Avocado pits are slippery, and steak knives tend to go right through avocado AND human flesh really easily!! Next thing you know, Battlestar Galactica & guacamole party…

Aw, you missed this gem from Houston:

You should try this.

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

I don’t know if this counts as a fight but some bitch on the subway punched me in the face because I dared to ask her to move her bag so I could sit (I’m a tiny woman). She waited until her stop and punched me right before the doors opened and I lost my fucking mind - some guy was blocking her in case I wanted to have…

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

Turtle from the Westing Game. No spoilers for those who haven’t discovered this gem, but she’s wonderful and brilliant.

Claudia Kincaid is exceptionally resourceful and intelligent. She was someone I really wanted to adventure with as a 12 year old.

1997, my mom a private pilot, my brother and I flew to a family reunion, from Seattle to Helena MT. We get there to find the entire family reunion had be relocated to a remote cabin. With no way to get there we hung out at my uncles house, and by out I mean outside in the yard until the family reunion returned the…

If you don’t want your female character to represent all women, then she can’t be the only woman around. If you want your female character to make stereotypical mistakes and avoid accusations of misogyny, then you have to have other female characters around not making those mistakes (it also helps not to have GoT’s…

Mrs. There Castle and I are putting down an offer on our first home today. Wish us luck my lovely i09 friends.

One for younger readers: Dealing with Dragons, by Patricia Wrede

I still prefer The GOT theme sung by a Siamese.

This picture is adorable and hilarious! Is that you in it holding the leash? The skirt of that dress looks so beautiful and the color is stunning, especially for a beach wedding.

LOVE THIS PIC!!! And people say pitties aren’t good with kids