Dr. Oz laughs while saying his “harshest critic” is his wife. Considering all of the above, we sort of hope that isn’t still true.

Some of you don’t seem to understand how McDonald’s works. It is more a real estate company than a food service company. About 85% of McDonalds is made up of franchisee-run locations. However, the franchisees don’t own that land or those physical restaurants. For the most part, McDonalds owns that land and those…

And now Drew’s circle once more is complete,

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/wn3ynw/drunk-history-steve-dahl-s-disco-demolition

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

I’ve noticed the fact Aja’s a New York queen seams to lead certain people ::coughs::NewYorkbasedwriters::coughs:: to give her a pass for what was just an undeniably god awful showing.

Not the only reason I got a vasectomy, but a good one. I still use condoms with new partners (I’ve been dating for a year), but you never know who might have ulterior motives or just be terrible about taking the pill on the regular.

My little brother and his college girlfriend got semicircles tattooed on their palms so when they held hands and interlocked fingers it created a perfect circle.

Only time I ever needed stitches - I tried to stab the avocado pit “just so” with a semi-dull but sharp enough steak knife. Fun fact of the day: Avocado pits are slippery, and steak knives tend to go right through avocado AND human flesh really easily!! Next thing you know, Battlestar Galactica & guacamole party…

Aw, you missed this gem from Houston:

You should try this.

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

I don’t know if this counts as a fight but some bitch on the subway punched me in the face because I dared to ask her to move her bag so I could sit (I’m a tiny woman). She waited until her stop and punched me right before the doors opened and I lost my fucking mind - some guy was blocking her in case I wanted to have…

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

1997, my mom a private pilot, my brother and I flew to a family reunion, from Seattle to Helena MT. We get there to find the entire family reunion had be relocated to a remote cabin. With no way to get there we hung out at my uncles house, and by out I mean outside in the yard until the family reunion returned the…

I still prefer The GOT theme sung by a Siamese.

This picture is adorable and hilarious! Is that you in it holding the leash? The skirt of that dress looks so beautiful and the color is stunning, especially for a beach wedding.

LOVE THIS PIC!!! And people say pitties aren’t good with kids

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

Mine was the opposite of a sports wedding.