I live in your world. I usually only wash the water-only cup next to the bed if I honestly can't remember how long it has been sitting there.

He gets so mad at me when I stick his glass in the dishwasher! And when I put his clothes in the laundry before they are absolutely filthy. I AM A TIDY PERSON GOD DAMMIT.

Mine is also Oberon. His "sister" is Titania. Obie's d/b/a include: Obster, ObiePants, Obie Wan Kenobi, Mr. Pants, Obs, and Stop Biting My Nose It's Not Morning Yet You Asshole.

Here is my fuzzy wuzzy baby!!!!

He's grown into them a little better, but his ear-curls have only gotten more Einstein-esque over time.

My boos as wee ones.

I have an Obie! Spelled the same way! High five!

This is her 'if I look pathetic enough I'll get whatever I want' face. Works every time.

Not my dog, but since my cat passed I've unofficially (since they won't let me whisk her out under my jumper) adopted my aunt and uncle's dog. This is the world's most adorable comma.

Here's my nugget, Hannah.

Scallywag wants to show off all his cuteness!

This is Rin, a shy very very sweet delicate creature. She's not a top dog type but she is a Malamute so there's a limit to how far the sweet delicate part goes. I'm taking care of her so she 'kinda' counts for the purposes of this thread but she's not mine. I'm fostering her for the Illinois Alaskan Malamute Assoc h…

Buster and Sophie:

Ditto.

Here's my contribution to cuteness

Watching Westminster.

Handsome Samson, or Mr. Big Nose (my cousin calls him Senor Muscle Butt as well).

I couldn't pick just one so here are a few of my handsome boy.