It aired in 2016

I already made io9's costume round up but I’m super proud of the tacocat costume I made for myself.

I lived in Ziskind. Howdy, neighbor!

Sessions?

My dogs love crayons and my kids love leaving them everywhere. The bi-weekly backyard purge is often quite festive.

FACT

My kids love the “people lip syncing” show. The fact that sometimes they are boys and sometimes they are girls doesn’t seems to phase them. Since I watch on my DVR I definitely have to ff through the commercials though.

Apparently, it’s kind of his thing:

It’s Wheat Kings, buddy.

Going out to the thing after the thing. Sometimes I’ve just had enough fun already, you know? And I really just want to go home and eat cereal in bed with Netflix instead of spending the night on the bathroom floor.

Yikes!

Aw, shucks.

My husband recently acquired one of these. I can’t with it though. Half the pleasure of opening an avocado is thwacking the pit with a giant chefs knife and twisting ‘just so’ to pop it out.

I laughed so hard at the absurdity of showing up at County Court a week after I decided to get married with a semi-large contingent of out-of-town family and friends that the Judge had to stop and be like, “Are you sure that you really want to do this?”

After wanting to throw my first one in the fire, I realized that when drinking Hell of High Watermelon, the beer needs to be extremely cold and the weather extremely hot. I still probably wouldn’t drink two in a row.

I am the skirt just showing on the left. I am only in the picture at all due to my enormous baby

Not my wedding or my pet, but my sister had a beach wedding that included her two pittie babies and young niece and nephews. One nephew spent the whole ceremony digging himself a hole to sit in and the other (my kid) basically made out with one of the dogs the whole time.

Like, is there stuff collecting around the edges? Then it gets washed.

I live in opposite land. I like having a water glass to drink from throughout the day. At least once a day I will go to fill my water glass and find he has stuck it in the dishwasher and I end up being all WHY? IT. WAS. JUST. WATER. I guess his 400 glasses from that day were lonely.

I have darker eyebrows and mousy brown hair. I recently learned from a real TV makeup lady that I have been using the entirely wrong color on my brows my entire life. Steel grey is the color she used. It looks AMAZING.