If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

Mine was the opposite of a sports wedding.

Simply saying "no" would be kinder.

My brother is Jewish; my sister-in-law is not. But she is a huge Redsox fan. So they agreed they'll raise their kids Jewish & Boston sports fans (they don't live anywhere near NE), and to commemorate this, my brother wore redsox socks with his tux for the wedding.

My father and I wanted a dance at my wedding, but neither of us are slow dancers. We went to tons of Hartford Whalers games together when I was a kid, though, so we did a boogie to their old fight song instead. One of his friends recorded it for posterity.

I can thank Rec-League hockey for Mrs. The Church of. We went to a friend's house post-game to celebrate (I am not exceedingly proud of this). He had just hosted his own wedding and had a preposterous amount of left-over booze that we proceeded to consume. After I was insanely drunk, his sister stopped by with her…

I have told my boyfriend that we will get married if and when the Maple Leafs ever win the Stanley Cup.

I live in your world. I usually only wash the water-only cup next to the bed if I honestly can't remember how long it has been sitting there.

He gets so mad at me when I stick his glass in the dishwasher! And when I put his clothes in the laundry before they are absolutely filthy. I AM A TIDY PERSON GOD DAMMIT.

Mine is also Oberon. His "sister" is Titania. Obie's d/b/a include: Obster, ObiePants, Obie Wan Kenobi, Mr. Pants, Obs, and Stop Biting My Nose It's Not Morning Yet You Asshole.

He's grown into them a little better, but his ear-curls have only gotten more Einstein-esque over time.

My boos as wee ones.

This is her 'if I look pathetic enough I'll get whatever I want' face. Works every time.

Not my dog, but since my cat passed I've unofficially (since they won't let me whisk her out under my jumper) adopted my aunt and uncle's dog. This is the world's most adorable comma.

Here's my nugget, Hannah.

Scallywag wants to show off all his cuteness!

This is Rin, a shy very very sweet delicate creature. She's not a top dog type but she is a Malamute so there's a limit to how far the sweet delicate part goes. I'm taking care of her so she 'kinda' counts for the purposes of this thread but she's not mine. I'm fostering her for the Illinois Alaskan Malamute Assoc h…

Buster and Sophie:

Ditto.