"For as long as I can remember. Yesterday."

This is my fucking baby. #babystrong

The first week of college I discovered you could meet boys by teaching them how to do laundry.

I dress my daughter up like weird people all of the time. Exhibits A through C:

Oh god, this gets me EVEN more excited. I'm so emotional.

Last night I didn't make a peep. I think I was on the verge of a stroke for most of the game. The previous night was full of invective and yelling (often together) which the lab actually thought was kinda scary-hilarious and a signal of manic play time, "here let me bring you my stuffed meercat, let's play so you're…

OH GODDDDDDD. His little tubby hand holding the fork is killing me! Too cute.

Eeehehe! He looks like a tiny man with a tiny mustache. So cute.

To all outside the Smith community who are curious as to the current student opinion right now, I speak for myself and many others (not all) in saying we really just feel bad for her. She's getting overwhelmed with criticism (deservedly) for something she really just doesn't understand. As many other comments have…

Speaking as a heterosexual man who used to date a heterosexual Smithie:

The woman who wrote that post is obviously bigoted, but more than that, she just seems to be impatient. There are three other schools within 30 minutes of driving (60 when the traffic over the Coolidge Bridge is backed up) full of men, and more…

I need a coat fashioned of those ears. I don't care if it makes me Cruella D Ville, I should not be tempted with such supple softness.

The best commentary was from black twitter and black tumblr.

Former addict myself, to both oxy and crack cocaine. I too am well familiar with the nod. I remember watching a fellow user sitting in his chair, eyes rolling, head bobbing, cigarette dangling... As for crack, that's a whole different story. Imagine the best feeling of your life for about 2-10 minutes, then the…

The "make-up free" phenomenon is bullshit. It's an extension of the idea that the woman is public property, and that what she does with her body is everyone else's business.

Try having a baby (or two) in the dead of winter in northern Minnesota. That poor kid doesn't see sunlight until she's cutting her first tooth.

Brad's real question was: Is there any way for me to be an asshole without looking like an asshole?

Do they come in a yellow version too? Because then we could pretend it's Star Trek or something?

"Football can be a confusing and often vexing concept, especially for men trying to explain football to women."