Yeah, but in all honesty, I'd send a pic of my boobs to Chris Hadfield. Dude is hot.

Does this mean I have to paint my vagina black and chrome to get men to touch it? Looks like I've been doing it wrong all these years.

That and nothing screams "mansplaining" like a bunch of NASA scientists telling you how to fit bras. Really?

This was my first thought too. I think I'd rather just not know that I'm in the wrong bra size.

I know, right? This reads like the plot to 'Revenge of the Nerds IV: The NASA Years'.

I know I'm a douche for saying this, but the New England use of wicked is in place of the work "very". There is no wicked hustle (unless you maybe hustle like a witch would), there is wicked good hustle. Which is what was displayed here.

The only people that believe that seth mcfarlane isn't a racist hack are white people.

And those footprints in the sand, when there was only one set of footprints? That's when I carried you. Fireman style, because you were drunk.

Witnessing this live as a 14 year old has to be #1

Do you know what makes me feel crazy? Being told I have to be nice without being a pushover. Firm, but not too firm - that's bitchy! Professional, but not intimidating - or no man will marry you! Professionally successful, but also maternal - because that's what yer parts are for, woman! Be fashionable, but don't…

Utahn here. Since pretty much everyone in your family & church is invited to your wedding, they are commonly held in the church's basketball court. Why? It fits everyone, and for a young couple on a budget, it's also free to book! Downside: It seems like you can't get a wedding picture without a basketball hoop in the…

44 in two weeks, chronically single.

if neggers are so awful could someone please explain to me why on earth paula deen would want them at her wedding?

If any of these things start happening to you, grab the man by the shirt, pull him an inch from your face and scream "YOU ARE GIVE ME BABY TONIGHT YES?" Then start to recite the "Twilight" script and stick your tongue up his nostril

100% guaranteed to fend off ANY man.

This is highly reminiscent of a FB message I received recently:

hmm...let's try and see if we can fix this trainwreak of a comment. The question was What does it say about society that women continue to earn less then men.

The learning curve on a new knife is a fast one, but not fast enough. Every time I get a sexy new kitchen knife I go around for the first two weeks with bandaids on every finger.

My brother became an organ donor at 7 years old. Particularly difficult in this situation is that those in need of a transplant are developmentally limited; almost all of his recipients were 10 years older but the same size.

Oww..owww..owww..owww (slaps puck away) ...owww..owww..owww (blocks pass)...owww...owww...owww ("I can't believe the chicks in this town love Jacoby Ellsbury so much...the guy gets a hangnail and is out for 2 weeks")...owww...owww...(slaps puck away)...owww...owww ("Where the heck does Chara find clothes that fit…

Duncan Keith has no teeth to punch, though.