The "make-up free" phenomenon is bullshit. It's an extension of the idea that the woman is public property, and that what she does with her body is everyone else's business.

Richard Dreyfuss wins the internet. The rest of you can go home now.

Try having a baby (or two) in the dead of winter in northern Minnesota. That poor kid doesn't see sunlight until she's cutting her first tooth.

Brad's real question was: Is there any way for me to be an asshole without looking like an asshole?

When I stay at my dad's house this is where I sleep. Beat that.

Looking at these pictures makes me feel like a dumbass. The only books in my bookshelf are Gone With The Wind, Scarlett (its sequel, which is TERRIBLE!), The House of the Seven Gables, The Holy Bible, and a picture book of Gil Elvgren's work. Oh, and sometimes Little Beans plays in there (that's how empty it is).

Do they come in a yellow version too? Because then we could pretend it's Star Trek or something?

"Football can be a confusing and often vexing concept, especially for men trying to explain football to women."

Yeah, but in all honesty, I'd send a pic of my boobs to Chris Hadfield. Dude is hot.

Does this mean I have to paint my vagina black and chrome to get men to touch it? Looks like I've been doing it wrong all these years.

That and nothing screams "mansplaining" like a bunch of NASA scientists telling you how to fit bras. Really?

This was my first thought too. I think I'd rather just not know that I'm in the wrong bra size.

I know, right? This reads like the plot to 'Revenge of the Nerds IV: The NASA Years'.

I know I'm a douche for saying this, but the New England use of wicked is in place of the work "very". There is no wicked hustle (unless you maybe hustle like a witch would), there is wicked good hustle. Which is what was displayed here.

The only people that believe that seth mcfarlane isn't a racist hack are white people.

And those footprints in the sand, when there was only one set of footprints? That's when I carried you. Fireman style, because you were drunk.

Witnessing this live as a 14 year old has to be #1

Do you know what makes me feel crazy? Being told I have to be nice without being a pushover. Firm, but not too firm - that's bitchy! Professional, but not intimidating - or no man will marry you! Professionally successful, but also maternal - because that's what yer parts are for, woman! Be fashionable, but don't…

Utahn here. Since pretty much everyone in your family & church is invited to your wedding, they are commonly held in the church's basketball court. Why? It fits everyone, and for a young couple on a budget, it's also free to book! Downside: It seems like you can't get a wedding picture without a basketball hoop in the…

44 in two weeks, chronically single.