if neggers are so awful could someone please explain to me why on earth paula deen would want them at her wedding?

If any of these things start happening to you, grab the man by the shirt, pull him an inch from your face and scream "YOU ARE GIVE ME BABY TONIGHT YES?" Then start to recite the "Twilight" script and stick your tongue up his nostril

100% guaranteed to fend off ANY man.

This is highly reminiscent of a FB message I received recently:

hmm...let's try and see if we can fix this trainwreak of a comment. The question was What does it say about society that women continue to earn less then men.

The learning curve on a new knife is a fast one, but not fast enough. Every time I get a sexy new kitchen knife I go around for the first two weeks with bandaids on every finger.

My brother became an organ donor at 7 years old. Particularly difficult in this situation is that those in need of a transplant are developmentally limited; almost all of his recipients were 10 years older but the same size.

Oww..owww..owww..owww (slaps puck away) ...owww..owww..owww (blocks pass)...owww...owww...owww ("I can't believe the chicks in this town love Jacoby Ellsbury so much...the guy gets a hangnail and is out for 2 weeks")...owww...owww...(slaps puck away)...owww...owww ("Where the heck does Chara find clothes that fit…

Duncan Keith has no teeth to punch, though.