Move the beginning of the story to Western Mass and you just described how I met every guy I dated in high school.

Awesome! Stupid Marina City blocked most of my view of the filming but I did go out to watch a scene from one of the films where they were umpiring off the Trump building.

I watch Transformers movies just on the off chance I might see my office building get destroyed.

"Pitchers and catchers" is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Well, other than "Your World Champion Boston Red Sox."

The SpaceKid's last birthday party ended with 8 kids whaling on a downed pinata with hockey sticks in my living room. I'd say it was a success.

Have you seen Pinterest? It is.

SpaceKid loves taking pictures but never selfies. Usually it's the TV, his toys or the toilet for some reason. Once it was a giant spider in the bathroom. I'd rather the selfies, honestly.

I want to buy this for my kids. To play with, I mean. Not to keep them in. Yeah, play with.

Stars all around for the Egypt Game.

I like Malort. I like it a lot. I think my taste buds may have actually stopped working sometime in the past and I just didn't notice.

My first memory is very similar to that. My sisters and I, lined up in the hospital hallway waiting to see our new brother.

I only wish the packaging for Disney's actual villain cosmetics line looked this awesome.

There you go!

They key to staying warm is not giving any fucks how you look.

Silk sock liners. Warm as fuck, not as itchy as wool.http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&key…

That's a bummer, I loved what they did for the SLC Olympics for the US team. Minus the beanies.

I totally would and you are welcome to vast store of jams and jellies.

I would have bought them shit out of them. And then used them to put food in. Like Mr. Ball intended.

I love it! SO MUCH STUFF. That's a theme I can get behind.

Thank you!!