I want to steal that whole cabinet.

I just got it this year. It's like a dream fulfilled.

One of these days I am going to work up the nerve to do something like this on my lawn. He's my inspiration: http://www.homedepot.com/s/dinosaur%252…

Thank you! Normally people just say, "Wow, you have A LOT of ornaments."

Thanks!

This is my mantle

And I made some wreaths.

I have two trees and no shame.

Am I drunk? It really feels like I am drunk now. What just happened?

I got a second tree this year. I have no shame. I collect ornaments and need somewhere to put them.

I just tried to solve this problem yesterday. What I ended up doing was filling the tub past the jets and adding maybe one-two cups bleach? I don't really know, I was just emptying the bottles that were there when I moved in.Anyway, I let it soak like that for about an hour then ran the jets for a few minutes to get…

Both times I gestated, I printed out the SSA lists for ten years back to ensure neither sprog's name ended up on one of these. Yet still, I receive text messages like "OMG, there is a kid at the park with us that has SpaceKid's name!!1"

My Siamese are/were like that. My fatso, Molson, just heaves a sigh as the kids try to love on him and his late brother would just sort of go limp as they picked him up and carried him around.

It's a few years old and not a specific player but the crazed look kind of makes the picture.

I have a #5 girl but I am comfortable in the fact that it has not been in the top 1000 names recently. Or maybe ever. Also, it'sawesomeiloveitshuddup.

I still miss the Roots stuff. Well, minus the beanies.

I prefer to go by Person Who Regularly Swears at a Sewing Machine

He gets much better. Maybe kind of a Skinner? He's also apparently hilarious on Twitter while the show airs, so there's that.

It's on Amazon Prime digital! Wooooooooo! They have no idea what they are in for tomorrow night.

I so sincerely hope this is on Netflix so I can freak my own children out now.