My Siamese are/were like that. My fatso, Molson, just heaves a sigh as the kids try to love on him and his late brother would just sort of go limp as they picked him up and carried him around.

It's a few years old and not a specific player but the crazed look kind of makes the picture.

I have a #5 girl but I am comfortable in the fact that it has not been in the top 1000 names recently. Or maybe ever. Also, it'sawesomeiloveitshuddup.

I still miss the Roots stuff. Well, minus the beanies.

I prefer to go by Person Who Regularly Swears at a Sewing Machine

He gets much better. Maybe kind of a Skinner? He's also apparently hilarious on Twitter while the show airs, so there's that.

Putting mustaches on babies is never not funny.

I accidentally watched Dads for 20 minutes last night because it came on after baseball and I had a cat on my lap and no remote. It was 20 minutes straight of finger in the anus. Never again, sorry cat, your comfort is just not worth it.

I bet it will look awesome. I'm going to be Katniss based entirely on my way too long hair and the fact that the outfit is pretty much me buying new clothes that I will wear again anyways. And boots!

But does he have a tiny pet giraffe?

My dogs couldn't take all the pitching changes last night and went to bed with my husband. Or maybe it was all the yelling. Who can tell?

This also works for walking out of bars with unfinished drinks. Or extra large novelty glasses. So I've heard.

I feel like all three of those could be answered by watching Blade.

My husband learned the hard way that he had to turn that 15 minute stored password "feature" off if he didn't want the toddler spending his money.

This is the SpaceKid nearly five years ago (sniff), with his cake. And the white shirt, it seems like a good idea at the time?

Firmer, hmmm. Sometimes? But it is definitely a mass issue along with a significant increase in the OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING <i>ON</i> IN THERE? factor.

Wait until you start solids. Then you will see.

If she wants to find friends to pull guys with, all she needs to do is get on the one and only bus going to Amherst.

As a Smithie, a straight girl and a native of WMass, no. Just no. This wouldn't even fly at most of the public high schools in the area much less East Coast lesbian Mecca.

Since you are looking for a specific breed you could consider contacting a Chihuahua rescue. You may have better luck find the right pup for you!