I am absolutely certain it doesn't stay there forever so waiting it out is a legitimate option. As many others have pointed out, two hours is probably the minimum. If alcohol didn't clear from the breast milk then mother's would never be able to drink because it would continually build up over time which it doesn't.

Yes, please. Don't only take my word for it. Definitely not a doctor, just a woman with two kids and a desperate love of fancy beer.

Alcohol does enter breast milk but it gets processed out just like it does from the bloodstream. Moms can either choose to pump and dump to relieve engorgement while tipsy or just wait it out. The basic rule of thumb is that if you can feel the effects of the alcohol, you shouldn't be breastfeeding at that moment.

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Shopping for gender neutral baby clothes? I hope you like ducks!

Reasons Why Beer is Better than Anybody:

I can't stop laughing along with this.

My older kid is five and I think I have finally managed to find a balance of meals that are kid friendly, yet still enjoyable to adults. This mainly involves taking out the kids' portion first then seasoning the shit out of the remainder.

That's OK. I know people who know how to find things.

It is on Netflix? I'll waste a few hours on that. My standards are low.

Is that like a skant?

Scarlett is so bad I only read it twice. Um.

Nothing specifically but I am always wary when downloading an app about what the permissions for that app actually are. So until the company spells out how they will use the access to my photos, I will remain suspicious.

So someone developed an app that gets women to send them pictures of their boobs? And no one thinks this is creepy? OK, got it.

I don't know why but I find the basketball hoop to be hilarious.

How about this? Being a mom is not a job but it is some goddamn fucking hard WORK.

No joke: As I approached my mid-December due date with the SpaceKid, my Canadian husband asked me if I could maybe hold on for a few more weeks. As a Christmas present I decided not to stab him in the face.

Nine years ago when I was switching apartments, our landlord came in to start painting the walls before we had fully moved our stuff out (we were still under lease) and THREW MY BLANKY AWAY.

I GOT THAT TURKEY PLATTER TOO!

THANK YOU. I swear I was so confused by everyone acting like this is new. I felt like I was having a stroke or something.