Could they be cooking their food in peanut oil?

I was just talking about her at work yesterday. I think I told my co-worker that I wanted to roll around naked in her wig closet.

You should tell them about Dollywood and Blow. Their. Minds.

That's my kind of parenting right there. Yay!

Uhh yeah, sorry about that. When I had the Spacebaby her lojack kept falling off and setting off the alarms. Like, four times in one afternoon. Finally they came in and gave her a new on that was much, MUCH tighter.

Sigh, It's like looking back in time. I'd like to set her up on a playdate with the SpaceKid.

A few weeks ago, after already having watched a shit ton of TV the SpaceKid was cajoling me to turn it back on. After being denied all his cartoon suggestions, he finally said, "OK. But can you watch football?"

There were some pretty lonely years for ALL Pats fans between 1985 and now. I still remember my dad being a sad, sad man come Sundays. Weirdly it took me moving to Chicago to get into football. Now I have two teams to root for.

I am snort laughing at my desk. This is truly why the internet was invented.

They can have taco mix girl over for dinner parties.

Oh, Manic Potato Boy, how I love you so.

What is there to not like about the Elf?

And it's pronounced "Ammerst".

After buying my first real tree in five years I realized I am allergic to them. This was a super bummer until firry asshole fell the fuck over. Now my prelit plastic wonder is back in my life and I couldn't be happier.

If I gave the SpaceKid a hammer he would be ALL ABOUT IT. Also the Waffle House hat. I was like, "That's an awesome present"

*Looks at boring silver Scion*

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Hah! My brother and sister in law totally did something similar, even going back to the other store. I love it.

Someone get that baby a grey hoodie, stat.

The SpaceKid keeps asking for these fish. I keep having to employ tacitly worded versions of "No way in fucking hell." But I see nothing wrong in assiduously looking for deals on shit you weer planning to buy anyways.