Get a load of the abs on Jim Rash. Seriously. Have those been hiding under a dalmation costume this whole time?

I did something similar but kept my original middle name as well so now I have two. It confuses the shit out of people but that's their problem.

Limbal ring? Back to the googles! I heart learning sciency stuff.

So I just googled heterochromia and, holy god, I am going to spend the rest of the day staring at people's eyeballs. At least now I know what the SpaceHusband's wonky eye is called.

And this, Olivieieieir, is why you couldn't win Project Runway. You have no imagination.

I love the buttermilk baby lotion. It makes the Spacebaby smell like cookies and I want to eat her.

I love how even famous people A. Apparently make costumes out of shit they find laying around and B. Are uniformly terrible at photographing them. They really are just like us!

Wow, that's unfortunate. There are some thing that you just can't un-hear.

We have almost the same birthday except I was right on time. And I have done that same creepy math before myself.

My poor Sammy died from it this past summer. Idiot cat wanted so desperately to be outside and once he got there, realized he couldn't do a damn thing for himself. We found him about three weeks later and he ended up dying later that night. Poor, stupid cat.

I have been ranting about this show for a couple of weeks now and no one was taking me seriously. I got sucked into watching an episode with my mother-in-law and then promptly set a season pass.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

Oh lord. This is what I get for trying to pump and type on my ipod at the same time :(

Having only been in the women's side before, does the tit section in the men's portion have mini urinals? I have no idea why but tiny urinals just slay me.

This past summer, my son and newphew, both 3, came across their very first OG arcade game. They were hilarious, whacking at the screen to get Pac-man to move and trying to pop the little white circles. Stupid children.

Poor, stupid Wonderita. There is one strip where she's stuck on a spider web and I just could not stop laughing. I can't read Wonderella at work any more or I may get myself fired.

Seconding the Carbona series. Those mofos get the job done. I can personally attest to the effectiveness of their ink, blood, red wine and oil properties.