My favorite (not-real) female superhero will always be Wonderella.

Following the Community tweets in real time, I will admit I spent waaaay to much effort on comparing freckles between the shots after Donald Glover said they were both McHale.

This losing baby weight quickly thing is starting to get ridiculous.

Good job! I tried to grow my own but all my vines died from some mildew. :(

Many, many moons ago when the remnants of Hurricane Floyd his the Northeast, my BFF and I decided to go have some slip & slidey fun times by the river on our college campus. While were were frolicking in the rain we noticed that HUNDREDS of pumpkins were floating down the river and over the small waterfall into the…

I am arm flappy-levels of excited for the new season.

Pinwheel, Pinwheel spinning around. Look at my pinwheel and see what I found.

Sadly, it's real. We have resorted to storing the coffee where he can't reach it but inevitably we will drop a bean or two in the process of grinding them in the morning and he is right there to get them.

I can't even stop him. He's too fast and so much closer to the floor than I am.

So my three-year-old eating coffee beans off the floor is just self medicating?

I agree, they are REALLY nice. I got the the dinosaur one for my son and will so be making my second child wear it as well, if only to get my money's worth.

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What I have discovered about sewing costumes is that people are so impressed that you did it at all, no one notices the workmanship. This goes extra for adult costumes. If you are dressed as a 5.5 ft tall dinosaur, no one can see your janky seams.

I have made one toast ever: It started off with "Let me just say, I am not related to any of you. Thanks for asking" and then I have blacked out the rest out of nerves/beer/exhaustion. I think it went OK. I mean, her family still likes me.

I know exactly what Target bra to which you refer because I am currently wearing it. I own about a half dozen nursing bras but only wear this one and its pink counterpart because the others are all SO DAMN AWFUL. Uniboob, slouchy non-support, looking like my Great Aunt Gertie... these are things I do not want.

Wooooooooo!

I think my favorite aspect of the is that the AL East teams sometimes make their rookies do it for a TOR series, forcing them to go through customs.

Listen, crazy people, I am going to go out on a limb and say that your children have NO IDEA who Chaz Bono even is/was/whathaveyou. They are going to be all, "Oh, another of them old people celebrities that only my parents have heard of? Right on."

Word to the wise. If you live in a large metropolitan area and you find out you are pregnant, get on every day care waiting list immediately. Hell, if you accidentally miss a pill, sign up. Because of the stricter infant room rules, there are waaaaay fewer slots and you will be laughed at when you call asking if they…

I feel your pain and am sorry for your loss. Stupid, non-immortal cats. Don't they know we need them forever?