If I gave the SpaceKid a hammer he would be ALL ABOUT IT. Also the Waffle House hat. I was like, "That's an awesome present"

*Looks at boring silver Scion*

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Hah! My brother and sister in law totally did something similar, even going back to the other store. I love it.

Someone get that baby a grey hoodie, stat.

The SpaceKid keeps asking for these fish. I keep having to employ tacitly worded versions of "No way in fucking hell." But I see nothing wrong in assiduously looking for deals on shit you weer planning to buy anyways.

Get a load of the abs on Jim Rash. Seriously. Have those been hiding under a dalmation costume this whole time?

I did something similar but kept my original middle name as well so now I have two. It confuses the shit out of people but that's their problem.

Limbal ring? Back to the googles! I heart learning sciency stuff.

So I just googled heterochromia and, holy god, I am going to spend the rest of the day staring at people's eyeballs. At least now I know what the SpaceHusband's wonky eye is called.

And this, Olivieieieir, is why you couldn't win Project Runway. You have no imagination.

I love the buttermilk baby lotion. It makes the Spacebaby smell like cookies and I want to eat her.

I love how even famous people A. Apparently make costumes out of shit they find laying around and B. Are uniformly terrible at photographing them. They really are just like us!

Wow, that's unfortunate. There are some thing that you just can't un-hear.

We have almost the same birthday except I was right on time. And I have done that same creepy math before myself.

My poor Sammy died from it this past summer. Idiot cat wanted so desperately to be outside and once he got there, realized he couldn't do a damn thing for himself. We found him about three weeks later and he ended up dying later that night. Poor, stupid cat.

I have been ranting about this show for a couple of weeks now and no one was taking me seriously. I got sucked into watching an episode with my mother-in-law and then promptly set a season pass.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.