As long as they aren't deadly, deadly giant space bees.

Oh lord. This is what I get for trying to pump and type on my ipod at the same time :(

Having only been in the women's side before, does the tit section in the men's portion have mini urinals? I have no idea why but tiny urinals just slay me.

This past summer, my son and newphew, both 3, came across their very first OG arcade game. They were hilarious, whacking at the screen to get Pac-man to move and trying to pop the little white circles. Stupid children.

Poor, stupid Wonderita. There is one strip where she's stuck on a spider web and I just could not stop laughing. I can't read Wonderella at work any more or I may get myself fired.

Seconding the Carbona series. Those mofos get the job done. I can personally attest to the effectiveness of their ink, blood, red wine and oil properties.

My favorite (not-real) female superhero will always be Wonderella.

Following the Community tweets in real time, I will admit I spent waaaay to much effort on comparing freckles between the shots after Donald Glover said they were both McHale.

This losing baby weight quickly thing is starting to get ridiculous.

Good job! I tried to grow my own but all my vines died from some mildew. :(

Many, many moons ago when the remnants of Hurricane Floyd his the Northeast, my BFF and I decided to go have some slip & slidey fun times by the river on our college campus. While were were frolicking in the rain we noticed that HUNDREDS of pumpkins were floating down the river and over the small waterfall into the…

I am arm flappy-levels of excited for the new season.

Pinwheel, Pinwheel spinning around. Look at my pinwheel and see what I found.

Sadly, it's real. We have resorted to storing the coffee where he can't reach it but inevitably we will drop a bean or two in the process of grinding them in the morning and he is right there to get them.

I can't even stop him. He's too fast and so much closer to the floor than I am.

So my three-year-old eating coffee beans off the floor is just self medicating?

I agree, they are REALLY nice. I got the the dinosaur one for my son and will so be making my second child wear it as well, if only to get my money's worth.

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What I have discovered about sewing costumes is that people are so impressed that you did it at all, no one notices the workmanship. This goes extra for adult costumes. If you are dressed as a 5.5 ft tall dinosaur, no one can see your janky seams.

I have made one toast ever: It started off with "Let me just say, I am not related to any of you. Thanks for asking" and then I have blacked out the rest out of nerves/beer/exhaustion. I think it went OK. I mean, her family still likes me.