Me toooooo! And then I was going to make a "Baseball makes men angry, women sad and Cubs fans drunk" joke.

They can turn anything into a weapon/projectile. Sad, but true.

Somewhere out there is a grad student who has just added "Primary Research Technician/Taint Measurer" to her CV.

My name is Leah, and I can't DAAAAAAANCE!

I could totally see myself pulling a Dogster's wife but the SpaceHusband is Canadian, sooooo... it'd probably be alright in the end.

Seriously, how often are pregnant women in a situation where someone is seeing them in their underwear, but is not aware of their pregnancy (or aren't the ones who got them that way)?

I wish. To entertain myself I would make up songs to match the rhythm of the "woonk shhhhsh, woonk shhhsh" noises it made.

The first time around I used a private telephone booth on my floor, the only one in my office without a window. My other option would have been the bathroom. My new office building has a Mothers' Room and I am stoked (due in May). Though if I have to share it with the other moms, I won't be able to sing along with the…

It's a beagle, Barry. All he wants is a snausage.

Every time I hear the refrain, I immediately start singing Call Me in my head.

This is sort of saying if R&J were around today, they be on STFU, Couples.

I started watching the Grammys last night to catch Lady Gaga and kept watching for... some reason that is still unknown to me as I am the most musically out of touch person there is.

That is by far my favorite Gaga song. I had never seen this before so thank you!

In times of national crisis, historically, you will find disaster or monster movies become VERY popular. See the 1950s as a great example.

@mjg.2821: May I make a musical suggestion? They Might be Giants have a children's CD/DVD called Here Comes Science. There's one great song on there called Meet the Elements. I bet you daughter would love it.

I was really hoping the "Seriously" in the Carey Mulligan item was an actual picture of a ham being sliced by refined Brit cheekbones.

@intangiblemango: I think the AKC only recognizes breeds after the Breed Club has been around a certain amount of time and has a certain amount of members. It could just be that these breeds are really old but they didn't have enough support in the US until recently.

@barlychew: That one is so my favorite. With the short lisping lady. The Sixth Danthing Printhesses!

@Uncommon_Whore: Agree. Not that it stops me from watching it. I mean, there was SOME excitement in waiting for Ann to do something hideous enough in person to counteract her PHO-TOHS but not really enough to make me avoid recaps before I bothered to watch.

Has Sutan been on ANTM lately? I would love for the next cycle to have another one of its insane jumping/hoisting/falling challenges and then Raja gets up there and shows the hamsters how it's done.