@Dodai Stewart: I imagine all these catalogs must get pretty friggin' heavy.

@Honeybee74: Maybe you just need to start hanging out at the right churches?

I love these posts dearly but I bet Dodai's mail carrier shudders in fear every time he/she approaches her building.

@pizza_pizza_tata: It's all well and good until they barf under the covers. On your bare ass.

@LaTarteFramboise: My high school Spanish teacher was out for over a month after breaking up a cat fight which was awesome for us but no so much for her what with the nerve damage and all.

So I tried printing this out to show it to my animals but it turns out that despite being smart enough to pretend to sleep on the couch until I am thoroughly out and then creep up on to the bed, they still can't read.

I wish I had both these hats AND Pajama Jeans.

I feel like I should be huffing a stack of mimeos in celebration.

@Yesser: Then you will effin' LOVE this.

Buy a shade of foundation/concealer that actually matches your skin colour.

BD Wong? Jackie Chan? I soooo wish I could have been at this party.

@Nun Shall Pass: I can see the custody affidavit (?) now.

Please tell me that for the sake of humor, Cody neglected to send in the shots of the normal-looking people.

Oooh, burn!

I, personally, would be pissed about having to do someone else's sex laundry.

Wow, booking the sitter now. This looks and sounds amazing.

I have a pair of dressy pants with a zipper, two buttons and three hooks. They are the worst drinking pants EVER.

@boring diatribes: Once before a large house party I halved and seeded about two dozen jalapenos for stuffing then proceeded to the shower. I washed my face and hair in quick succession and then RAN OUT OF THE SHOWER NAKED AND SCREAMING.

@Step aside, Son: I agree with your math. Tim Horton's wins on their cheese croissants alone. And I'm from MA so this is nigh upon heresy.

@Titania: How about dogs? If you are ever in Chicago there is a very nice bookstore that, last time I was there, had a very lovely retired greyhound lounging about.