@sportz.star: I wholeheartedly concur. I think that is going to be added to my mental insult phrasebook.

Best quote from the Trib article:

@RunningCori: I do, in fact. What I don't recall is the affected area devolving into chaos. That was a joke.

@yaylo: Complain about having to take the stairs?

@Modelesque24: That story has been covered in depth on this site so not really glossed over though I agree a link to Jez's stories about it would have been helpful.

To me Boxing Day means throwing away all these goddamn boxes left over from yesterday. Why must everything Amazon sends come in such enormous packaging?

@VooDooDollhouse: Yup, I get shot at with books, Duplos, chopsticks. Whatever is handy.

The SpaceKid is half-Canadian and therefore comes by his shag mullet honestly.

@PinkSoxHat: Having gone to neither school, I can still remember when Villanova beat them in, what, 2003 in the Big East tourney?

@vikkitikkitavi: Seriously, you could practically get the wood, drill and bits to make your own for the much.

I really have no idea who he is but I am pretty certain that gentleman is able to smell around corners.

Split? Sure, but not over heroin. They'll break up when they have an epic argument over whose job it was to remember where the twins were.

@RudyWaltz: You know Toki would get right in there with them all.

My first ever office party coincided with the week I was hired. Needless to say I knew noone there, got drunk as a skunk, told the valet "no shit" when he suggested I shouldn't drive home and then made my cabbie drop me off at a gas station because he wouldn't take me to the bar my friends were still at.

It's a good thing the submitters' names weren't attached otherwise Paul's sister would be getting a lot of PMs.

@crocuta: A few years ago a girl in a bar bathroom asked me if her hair looked OK so I said yes (it did) and then she ripped off her wig and screeched, "IT'S. NOT. REAL!"

But I AM gregarious and often half in the bag.

@Leucadia: There's still time!

Is the Playtex commercial the one with the woman who just keeps pulling stuff out of her bra? I love that one.

@Lizaster: Holy jeebus. This is why I don't understand people who like cruises.