I wish. To entertain myself I would make up songs to match the rhythm of the "woonk shhhhsh, woonk shhhsh" noises it made.

The first time around I used a private telephone booth on my floor, the only one in my office without a window. My other option would have been the bathroom. My new office building has a Mothers' Room and I am stoked (due in May). Though if I have to share it with the other moms, I won't be able to sing along with the…

It's a beagle, Barry. All he wants is a snausage.

Every time I hear the refrain, I immediately start singing Call Me in my head.

This is sort of saying if R&J were around today, they be on STFU, Couples.

I started watching the Grammys last night to catch Lady Gaga and kept watching for... some reason that is still unknown to me as I am the most musically out of touch person there is.

That is by far my favorite Gaga song. I had never seen this before so thank you!

In times of national crisis, historically, you will find disaster or monster movies become VERY popular. See the 1950s as a great example.

@mjg.2821: May I make a musical suggestion? They Might be Giants have a children's CD/DVD called Here Comes Science. There's one great song on there called Meet the Elements. I bet you daughter would love it.

I was really hoping the "Seriously" in the Carey Mulligan item was an actual picture of a ham being sliced by refined Brit cheekbones.

@intangiblemango: I think the AKC only recognizes breeds after the Breed Club has been around a certain amount of time and has a certain amount of members. It could just be that these breeds are really old but they didn't have enough support in the US until recently.

@barlychew: That one is so my favorite. With the short lisping lady. The Sixth Danthing Printhesses!

@Uncommon_Whore: Agree. Not that it stops me from watching it. I mean, there was SOME excitement in waiting for Ann to do something hideous enough in person to counteract her PHO-TOHS but not really enough to make me avoid recaps before I bothered to watch.

Has Sutan been on ANTM lately? I would love for the next cycle to have another one of its insane jumping/hoisting/falling challenges and then Raja gets up there and shows the hamsters how it's done.

@Dodai Stewart: I imagine all these catalogs must get pretty friggin' heavy.

@Honeybee74: Maybe you just need to start hanging out at the right churches?

I love these posts dearly but I bet Dodai's mail carrier shudders in fear every time he/she approaches her building.

@pizza_pizza_tata: It's all well and good until they barf under the covers. On your bare ass.

@LaTarteFramboise: My high school Spanish teacher was out for over a month after breaking up a cat fight which was awesome for us but no so much for her what with the nerve damage and all.

So I tried printing this out to show it to my animals but it turns out that despite being smart enough to pretend to sleep on the couch until I am thoroughly out and then creep up on to the bed, they still can't read.