I wish I had both these hats AND Pajama Jeans.

I feel like I should be huffing a stack of mimeos in celebration.

@Yesser: Then you will effin' LOVE this.

Buy a shade of foundation/concealer that actually matches your skin colour.

BD Wong? Jackie Chan? I soooo wish I could have been at this party.

@Nun Shall Pass: I can see the custody affidavit (?) now.

Please tell me that for the sake of humor, Cody neglected to send in the shots of the normal-looking people.

Oooh, burn!

I, personally, would be pissed about having to do someone else's sex laundry.

Wow, booking the sitter now. This looks and sounds amazing.

I have a pair of dressy pants with a zipper, two buttons and three hooks. They are the worst drinking pants EVER.

@boring diatribes: Once before a large house party I halved and seeded about two dozen jalapenos for stuffing then proceeded to the shower. I washed my face and hair in quick succession and then RAN OUT OF THE SHOWER NAKED AND SCREAMING.

@Step aside, Son: I agree with your math. Tim Horton's wins on their cheese croissants alone. And I'm from MA so this is nigh upon heresy.

@Titania: How about dogs? If you are ever in Chicago there is a very nice bookstore that, last time I was there, had a very lovely retired greyhound lounging about.

@sportz.star: I wholeheartedly concur. I think that is going to be added to my mental insult phrasebook.

Best quote from the Trib article:

@RunningCori: I do, in fact. What I don't recall is the affected area devolving into chaos. That was a joke.

@yaylo: Complain about having to take the stairs?

@Modelesque24: That story has been covered in depth on this site so not really glossed over though I agree a link to Jez's stories about it would have been helpful.

To me Boxing Day means throwing away all these goddamn boxes left over from yesterday. Why must everything Amazon sends come in such enormous packaging?