Shut up, I love the pickle. Actually, I love anything that takes me to the Bronner's site.
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@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: Does your pool have flags across it? If so, count your number of strokes from the flags until you hit the wall and then use that number to start preparing yourself for the wall on future laps.
@lorettalove: I so going to watch this tonight.
Minnie was as glamorous as she ever needs to be in Totally Modern Minnie.
Hold up, Gaga threw away all her underpants?
@amowls: Don't feel bad. I used to have awful nightmares into my teens (still do). Since it was well established in my house that Dad Sleeps Naked, I was made to sleep on the floor on my mom's side of her bed when I was too scared to be on my own.
@QueenOfTheForest: This. No sleep = unhappy people = stupid decision making.
@Lilija: I don't even think you'd get the chance since I was assuming it would be mandatory for ALL genders.
@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: I am convinced my alarm clock makes supersonic noises that only my cat can hear shortly before it goes off.
New TSA mandated air travel apparel.
@mordicai: Busy with it's own rape charges?
@Dinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend!: I swear my cat tried to "hatch" the SpaceToddler. He'd plunk himself right on top of my huge belly and just sit there and purr. Normally, my cats are only lap sitters if it is cold and you have a blanket over your legs.
@hollygirl: Lol, I am going to start telling people I can speak French.
Ahhh, yes. The Alien stage.
@bwabwabwa: Don't forget the club that recently turned away the Chicago Friggin' Bears.
@leviathan: The joke. Still not gay to the best of my knowledge. And I need to clarify, it wasn't a mean joke, just a running gag like, "Oh and that's Spaceman (drunk making out with a boy in the corner), she's a lesbian."
@JustZoot: Mine, sadly, was late 90's. Plus, Smith - so I understood the confusion.
Because of a fifth row down, all the way to the right during my first year at Smith, there was a running joke in my house that I was gay and didn't know it. I did not find out about for three years.