@hollygirl: Lol, I am going to start telling people I can speak French.

Ahhh, yes. The Alien stage.

@bwabwabwa: Don't forget the club that recently turned away the Chicago Friggin' Bears.

@leviathan: The joke. Still not gay to the best of my knowledge. And I need to clarify, it wasn't a mean joke, just a running gag like, "Oh and that's Spaceman (drunk making out with a boy in the corner), she's a lesbian."

@JustZoot: Mine, sadly, was late 90's. Plus, Smith - so I understood the confusion.

Because of a fifth row down, all the way to the right during my first year at Smith, there was a running joke in my house that I was gay and didn't know it. I did not find out about for three years.

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): You family would get along with my family. My uncle used to say "Git me a pillow!" then fall asleep on the floor.

@MakeMeSmile: I keep thinking about the whole" throwing the baby out with the bathwater" thing but it doesn't make any sense in the soap-selling context.

So they swapped out Iman's waist for her husband's?

@Queenjulie: I would not start an argument with you about that.

This man has secretly had a personality affecting brain aneurysm or it's all some kind of weird performance art, right?

Scalping dolls, dead things, being called John? Pssht, they have nothing to worry about.

Would it have been too much for him to just fall?

@Phendraana: I hear you on the plugs. I myself wear ball-rings or whatever they are called and rotate them daily to clean out any, um, undesirable buildup. After 10+ of the same earrings, I seems to have landed on a system that works.

@Agent355: I take mine off too and live in fear of the whole toilet scenario. I have managed to avoid this by just shoving them in my pocket or leaving them at my desk before I go. Of course that only works if you trust your coworkers.

@lonelyfalcon: All of those things sound fun to me!

When my two "old" friends would visit me at college, my "new" friends would be all, "How they hell are you friends with these people? They are nothing like you."

@stacyinbean: Oh, I meant the battleship :)

@stacyinbean: But would it fit in your living room?