This is like the argument I had with my 5th grade math teacher who wouldn't give me a 100% on one of my tests because she claimed my extra enthusiastic 6 looked too much like a 4.

@zeppogirl: Red/Green capet wear is more like flannel shirts and hunting caps.

@Ding-Dang: Living in Gurnee just may be enough.

@JoliePolie: That I can get down with, it's just that Ming Ming is SUCH a bitch to the poor turtle.

@beezelbubbles: The Wonder Pets, however, can go die in a fire. Goddamn I hate that stupid duck.

@mannequin: I haven't heard anything about Mr. Jay but this wasn't a regular person, it was Anand Jon Alexander (I just looked it up). He was a sometimes designer/guest judge that was convicted on several counts of sexual assault/rape in 2008.

@mannequin: Between Nole and the other photographer whose name I cannot currently recall, Tyra's friends are trending a bit rapey.

@ChitChatterson: I am pretty sure that;s just the UCONN team. Their

I have a toddler, a dog, two cats and some seriously drafty windows. It's only Nov. 1 and I am nearly all cuddled out.

@Gemoftheday: The lobster says thank you!

@hystericaldame: It's uncanny, really.

Laser Portrait: Ditka and the Lobster would kindly like to invite you to party with us next Halloween.

@feministabroad: Thank you! The lobster is angry because she is waiting for Ditka to stop futzing with her hair.

@feministabroad: Thank you! The lobster is angry because she is waiting for Ditka to stop futzing with her hair.

@Peppermint: Why thank you. I feel like I owe Jezebel an awesome story though.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Dammit. It was Laura Ingalls. I can never get a damn pic to upload.

This year's unsexyness.

@vox_rowan: That's why we're so fat. Clearly.

@Bad Ash is LouisiAnna: All Midwesterners, however, are still naive and fat.

@MoonCat82: You are awesome. I hope they read it all, too.